tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-300747112011-04-21T20:10:14.524-07:00Glad Ragshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17485880889207595462noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30074711.post-1150946318055950912006-02-21T12:44:00.000-08:002006-06-21T20:22:02.396-07:00Funny Musings- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - I had amnesia once -- or twice - I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. - All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. - If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? - They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. - Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. - Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30074711-115094631805595091?l=southernconservative.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Glad Ragshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17485880889207595462noreply@blogger.com0