What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Funny Musings- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - I had amnesia once -- or twice - I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. - All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. - If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? - They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. - Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. - Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.